Send a whiney Republican to a better place. Just fill out the form.
Since Barack Obama's victory on November 4th, 2008, many Republicans have been crying about how the country is going to go to hell in a gay socialist welfare handbasket, and "how spunky that Sarah Palin was."

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That's why we're offering free one-way plane tickets for disenchanted Republicans, so that they can find greener pastures in locations commensurate with their beliefs.

Space is limited - act now if you'd like to send a whining Republican to a better place.

Just use the form to the right to get started.

This is a joke, by the way.

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And, obviously, this is a joke and has no connection to the Obama Administration. Some Rights Reserved, 2008, contort.com